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Slop Machine

A human blogger built an AI slop machine despite writing every word of their blog manually. American and Chinese AI labs release increasingly strong open-weights large language models that can be self-hosted on consumer hardware, performing well on agentic knowledge work tasks while avoiding some common criticisms of AI.

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I, a human, write every word of this blog in my own voice. Nonetheless, I built an AI Slop Machine.

(Boring! Skip to the pretty chart) American and Chinese AI labs continue to make increasingly strong open-weights large language models (Qwen, Gemma, gpt-oss, and others). You can self-host these LLMs on consumer-attainable computers and GPUs. They’re pretty good at agentic knowledge work tasks, and when you use them, several of the things that people say are bad about AI don’t apply.

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