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Word 97's ghost in the machine: The crash that vanished the moment anyone looked at it

The Register reports that 100+ tech giants have warned that AI attacks are coming, but have skipped the part where they pay for defenses, highlighting the industry's role in creating the problem and selling solutions. The article also covers Nvidia and Cerebras touting batch 1 token generation performance that customers will likely never see, and Google forcing Android apps to use memory more wisely amid a RAM shortage.

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Word 97's ghost in the machine: The crash that vanished the moment anyone looked at it
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TOP STORIES

AI #

security

Industry that built the problem offers to sell you the solution

100+ tech giants warn AI attacks are coming, skip the part where they pay for defenses

SYSTEMS

Nvidia and Cerebras are selling performance their customers will (probably) never see

Touting batch 1 token generation is a bit like boasting about the top speed of your car

software

Google forces Android apps to use memory more wisely as RAMpocalypse rages

No one can afford RAM anymore, so we're requiring devs to mind memory usage

personal tech

HP has a solution to expensive AI tokens: Buy a more expensive PC

Rising cloud AI costs are pushing workloads onto pricier PCs – which just happen to be better for PC maker's margins

SYSTEMS

Meta's new MTIA 400 chip has a split personality: Training AI and serving ads

Faster than Blackwell, but still no replacement for AMD or Nvidia ... yet

Infosec #

Security

Russians are posing as Signal support to launch phishing attacks

PLUS: US takes down Iranian propaganda sites; Marketing company asks 'Why Do We Have Your Information?' And more!

Security

Microsoft patches failed to fix on-prem SharePoint, which is now under zero-day attack

PLUS: China upgrades smartphone surveillance tools; Ring eases anti-snooping stance; and more

Black Hat and DEF CON

DEF CON Franklin project enlists hackers to harden critical infrastructure

Voting village reports have been so successful, says Jeff Moss, that the whole of DEF CON will now be included

Security

EQT buys majority share in Swiss cybersecurity biz Acronis

Went at equivalent of $3.5B+ valuation for entire firm, though portion sold not specified

Malware Month

Ten years since the first corp ransomware, Mikko Hyppönen sees no end in sight

On the plus side, infosec's a good bet for a long, stable career

FOSS #

Keepers of Noble Numbats to be offered a Resolute Racoon: Ubuntu 26.04.1 is coming

GRUB's up for furry new update

AROS, the FOSS recreation of AmigaOS, comes to Raspberry Pi

Plus: new official Amiga-branded hardware is coming

Emperor Penguin Linus Torvalds banishes a bug – with a bot

The lad himself finds and fixes a tricky one… or does he?

FOSS smashed one Microsoft monopoly. After 20 years of failure, it's time to smash another

Word up

GNOME can look like Windows – and Flashback can do it without extensions

New 'Simple-taskbar' is an option, but there's a simpler, stabler way #

A moment of silence, please, for the final release of Debian on x86-32

New Debian versions hit FOSSland in the form of 13.6 and 12.15

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