{"slug": "thursday-morning-what-s-up-too-hort-way-street-sign-missing", "title": "Thursday Morning What's Up: Too $hort Way Street Sign Missing", "summary": "Ethical hackers in California using OpenAI tools identified a computer bug dubbed PHP2Shell that exploited a vulnerability in the PHP web programming language, leading to an emergency patch, according to the Wall Street Journal and CBS News. The FBI is urging anyone running PHP on a website to apply the patch immediately or shut the site down temporarily, with the flaw putting up to 70% of the world's websites at risk. The disclosure was one item in a Thursday morning Bay Area news roundup that also covered the theft of the Too $hort Way street sign in Oakland and a Meta regulatory filing on CEO Mark Zuckerberg's response to a proposed California billionaire tax measure.", "body_md": "- **Someone stole the Too $hort Way street sign at the intersection of Foothill Boulevard and High Street in Oakland, and the OPD does not have any leads.** KTVU seems to have discovered the sign was missing while shooting in the area. [[KTVU](https://www.ktvu.com/news/who-stole-too-hort-street-sign-oakland?ref=sfist.com) ]\n- **Using OpenAI tools, so-called ethical hackers in California identified a computer bug called PHP2Shell that exploited a vulnerability in the ubiquitous web programming language called PHP.** The effort led to an emergency patch, and the FBI is encouraging anyone using PHP on a website to either implement the patch immediately or shut the site down temporarily. [[Wall Street Journal](https://www.wsj.com/tech/cybersecurity/ai-just-found-a-bug-that-puts-up-to-70-of-the-worlds-websites-at-risk-fd0902ea?ref=sfist.com) /[CBS News](https://www.cbsnews.com/sanfrancisco/news/php2shell-vulnerability-ai-security-flaw/?ref=sfist.com) ]\n- Meta made a regulatory filing, perhaps strategically, detailing how CEO Mark Zuckerberg told company officials that he will need to sell a large number of shares and move out of state if the billionaire's tax measure passes in California. [[KPIX](https://www.cbsnews.com/sanfrancisco/news/mark-zuckerberg-california-billionaire-wealth-tax/?ref=sfist.com) ]\n- 38-year-old Chyance Anderson of San Leandro has been charged with assault, second-degree robbery and elder abuse in connection with a violent robbery of a CVS store on September 10. [[KRON4](https://www.kron4.com/news/bay-area/san-leandro-man-charged-in-cvs-robbery-that-injured-worker/?ref=sfist.com) ]\n- San Francisco may not like chain restaurants or stores, but for coffee, this is still the norm, with four of the top five chain restaurants in the city being Starbucks, Blue Bottle, Peet’s, and Philz — and Subway is number two. [[Chronicle](https://www.sfchronicle.com/food/article/chain-san-francisco-22475939.php?ref=sfist.com) ]\n- Valkyries fans are nervous now as the team is down a game, with the Atlanta Dream taking home advantage and winning on Wednesday night, taking the series to 2-1. [[Chronicle](https://www.sfchronicle.com/sports/article/valkyries-look-lost-dream-seize-2-1-wnba-finals-22488218.php?ref=sfist.com) ]\n- Bars around the Bay Area were packed with Valkyries fans Wednesday night watching the away game, and so was the Chase Center itself, which held a watch party inside the arena for the first time ever. [[NBC Bay Area](https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/chase-center-bars-valkyries-fans-game-3/4162590/?ref=sfist.com) ]", "url": "https://wpnews.pro/news/thursday-morning-what-s-up-too-hort-way-street-sign-missing", "canonical_source": "https://sfist.com/2026/10/22/thursday-morning-too-short-street-sign-missing/", "published_at": "2026-10-22 16:45:26+00:00", "updated_at": "2026-10-22 17:14:20.597540+00:00", "lang": "en", "topics": ["artificial-intelligence", "ai-safety"], "entities": ["OpenAI", "PHP", "FBI", "Wall Street Journal", "CBS News", "Meta", "Mark Zuckerberg", "Too $hort"], "also_reported_by": [], "alternates": {"html": "https://wpnews.pro/news/thursday-morning-what-s-up-too-hort-way-street-sign-missing", "markdown": "https://wpnews.pro/news/thursday-morning-what-s-up-too-hort-way-street-sign-missing.md", "text": "https://wpnews.pro/news/thursday-morning-what-s-up-too-hort-way-street-sign-missing.txt", "jsonld": "https://wpnews.pro/news/thursday-morning-what-s-up-too-hort-way-street-sign-missing.jsonld"}}