A PUBLIC GITHUB REPO PERSONALITY TEST / WITH RECEIPTS
REPO CURSED?
Your codebase has a vibe.
Its lockfiles have evidence.
Free CrossCheck Quick Scan. Public GitHub repositories only. No sign-in, installation or card.
Root package-manager signals only — not a full scan or security assessment.
The roast is optional. The evidence isn’t. #
We inspect a public commit’s root package.json and six known lockfile paths using CrossCheck’s package-manager evidence rules. Multiple signals can be intentional. Clean is allowed. Nothing is executed.
Entertainment archetypes, not security or quality ratings. We don’t read private repositories, download lockfile contents or store source code. Share links contain only signed public snapshot facts. Read the exact limits.
source & further reading
zfinia.com — original article