# Quoting Andrew Singleton > Source: > Published: 2026-06-12 18:09:21+00:00 Jenny owns a crematorium. John’s propane company gives her a $20 billion investment in return for 5 percent of her operation. Jenny throws $10 billion into the incinerator, then pays John $10 billion to buy propane to burn that money to ashes. John reports that his AI investments have generated $10 billion in revenue this quarter and that he owns 5 percent of a $100 billion business. A reporter from Forbesis assigned to profile John and Jenny, and over the course of his research, he becomes embroiled in a passionate but confusing three-way love affair with them, which eventually turns into a polyamorous common-law marriage. His profile is glowing, but light on financial details. — [Andrew Singleton](https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ai-economics-for-dummies), AI Economics for Dummies Tags: [ai](https://simonwillison.net/tags/ai)