Pricklypear: Vibeslop Interpreted Lisp with Postgres AST, Written in OCaml A developer has created Pricklypear, a Lisp-like system that stores functions in a PostgreSQL database and can render web pages, calling it a potential alternative to WordPress. The system integrates with an LLM, allowing it to write functions autonomously, and is designed for small and medium businesses. What if WordPress was a Lisp Machine? Nobody has asked this question Honestly, I don't know. It's kind of like a Smalltalk. You, or your agent, can write functions. They get saved in the database and reloaded. Those functions can render web pages, so it's kind of a web framework. I gotta tell ya. Using it is beautiful. You don't need an API at all. Even your local agent can just use the REPL. I plugged in an LLM to it and it just... worked? It understood the harness and successfully started writing functions. Look, I don't even care if anybody uses this at all. I just want people to know about this design pattern. For small and medium business this is insanely powerful. After you log in or from scripts/repl.sh against a local image : scripts/repl.sh define hi-page lambda render-html "