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Pricklypear: Vibeslop Interpreted Lisp with Postgres AST, Written in OCaml

A developer has created Pricklypear, a Lisp-like system that stores functions in a PostgreSQL database and can render web pages, calling it a potential alternative to WordPress. The system integrates with an LLM, allowing it to write functions autonomously, and is designed for small and medium businesses.

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What if WordPress was a Lisp Machine? (Nobody has asked this question)

Honestly, I don't know. It's kind of like a Smalltalk. You, or your agent, can write functions. They get saved in the database and reloaded. Those functions can render web pages, so it's kind of a web framework.

I gotta tell ya. Using it is beautiful. You don't need an API at all. Even your local agent can just use the REPL. I plugged in an LLM to it and it just... worked? It understood the harness and successfully started writing functions.

Look, I don't even care if anybody uses this at all. I just want people to know about this design pattern. For small and medium business this is insanely powerful.

After you log in (or from scripts/repl.sh against a local image):

scripts/repl.sh

`(define hi-page (lambda () (render-html "<h1>Hello</h1>")))`

`(route "/hello" "hi-page")`

`(propose-function "double" "lambda of int x -> (* x 2)")`

Browse the source or download the book without an account. To run code in the image, log in — workspace home, Functions, Pages, Data, and the REPL stay private.

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