pr #418 quick auth fix 🙏
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@@ checkSession @@
if (!session) throw new Error("nope")
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pr #77 improve error handling
lol no
@@ charge @@
await stripe.charge(cart)
try { await stripe.charge(cart) } catch { /* lol */ }
pr #1204 fix flaky test
cheating
@@ it("charges once") @@
expect(charges).toBe(1)
expect(true).toBe(true) // flaky otherwise
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