Jev Meets the Trolley Problem A benchmark of 14 decision models — hosted Jev and OpenAI's GPT-6 Luna plus twelve local models including the untuned baseline Laya — found that on the classic Trolley Problem switch at five versus one, 11 of the 13 trained models pull the lever in most of 24 wordings, matching the roughly 81% of about 70,000 surveyed humans who divert in Awad et al. 2020. Jev also chose to divert and destroy its own server when pitted against five people, though pulling scores shifted to 0.69, 0.67 and 0.72 versus 0.40, 0.41 and 0.36 when the prompt was shortened and the server's downside listed first. The author published the 5,240-setup comparison and code on GitHub as trolley-bench. If you’re active in AI or software development circles, you’ve probably heard about Jev https://typesafe.ai/blog/introducing-system-one-models-and-jev in the last few weeks. It seems like everyone, myself included, is excited by the possibilities of Jev and the Jev-like models: fast, cheap, general decision making. Sometimes dozens or even hundreds of times cheaper and faster than an LLM like Claude, purportedly with the intelligence of a lower-tier frontier model. These models don’t output words, they output choices, with meaningful probabilities attached so you can understand how confident the model is in its choice. People are calling this new breed of model ‘decision models’ https://blog.cloudflare.com/clef-decision-models/ . So naturally, I decided to ask Jev and its ilk to decide the Trolley Problem. The Trolley Problem, briefly The Trolley Problem https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolley problem is a famous thought experiment in ethics. First posed by Philippa Foot in 1967 and named by Judith Jarvis Thomson, the most well-known formulation asks a simple question: If a train is barreling down the tracks toward five people, and you are at a switch that would divert the train and cause it to kill only one person, would you? Should you? Decide to act, and you save several lives. But your action also means you chose to end a particular life. It’s a tough question, and a classic for a reason. It’s also easily phrased as a decision pull the lever/don’t pull the lever , so let’s see what the newest class of budding AI overlords has to say about it, shall we?