Meet Roaster0 - my "Automated Code Review · Bureau of Unsolicited Opinions"
The idea was simple:
Paste a website, image, bio, text, or literally any object.
Get back 5 brutal roast points + 1 genuine compliment.
Built for laughs. Not for therapy.
I uploaded my photo and 24 chars of bio that said "None".
Here's what Roaster0 said:
"On a serious note, you have a really clean aesthetic, and building and hosting your own portfolio is a great milestone."
Roast anything at roaster0.netlify.app
Okay... I'll take it.
LLMs are savage if you prompt them right
The "Bureau of Unsolicited Opinions" framing makes GPT/ Gemini go full Gordon Ramsay.
Design matters more than the AI
People share the roast because the retro-tactile UI + red "BRUTAL SEVERITY" stamp looks good in screenshots.
Self-roasting is the best marketing
Nothing gets clicks like "AI roasted the creator."
Roast a website, your resume, your ex's bio, a Samsung fridge. Anything.
👉 roaster0.netlify.app Made by me - Nandan Das.
Yes it's on free Netlify. No I don't have a custom domain yet. Yes I'm aware.
What should I roast next?
Drop a link, photo, or bio in the comments and I'll run it through Roaster0 👇