I Built an AI SEO System on Google Sites Because Apparently, I Hate Myself A developer built an AI SEO system called Asymmetric Ghost Payload (AGP) that operates entirely at the CDN layer, using Cloudflare Workers to optimize content for LLM crawlers. The system was tested on Google Sites, a platform notoriously hostile to SEO, to prove that SEO can be solved through edge architecture rather than modifying the origin server. The project is open-source on GitHub. A technical shitpost accidentally containing distributed systems engineering Google Sites is not a CMS. It is a cry for help. It has: Naturally... I looked at this horrifying technological artifact and thought: "Yeah I can probably make this AI-search optimized." This was the beginning of several terrible life decisions. Most SEO advice still sounds like this: "Add more keywords." "Optimize your H2 tags." "Install plugin number 47." "Write content humans definitely enjoy reading." "Sacrifice goats to Google Search Console." Meanwhile modern AI crawlers are staring at websites like: