Annual Context Window Census
The window grew. So did the preamble. Capacity is not comprehension, and irrelevant context now scales beautifully.
Read notice Unofficial self-assessment
Hours later...
Your tea is cold. Your context is warm. You have used the phrase “one last refinement” three times.
Form DPH-12 · Revised whenever a new model drops
01 / Self-assessment
Mark every statement that feels uncomfortably specific. Your answers stay in this browser. The Department has enough paperwork.
DSM-AI · Diagnostic ladder (peer review pending) 02 / Progression
Advancement is neither linear nor mandatory. Most people move freely between stages depending on deadlines and available snacks.
Stage 0
You ask a useful question. You verify the answer. You leave.
Clinical note: Astonishing form.
Stage 1
You come back tomorrow. It remembers nothing. You forgive it.
Clinical note: Normal tool use with early anthropomorphism.
Stage 3
Your question now has a role, constraints, examples, and a small constitution.
Clinical note: The preamble exceeds the task.
Stage 6
You connected six tools so you would not need to open a seventh tab.
Clinical note: There are now eleven tabs.
Stage 9
You no longer provide context. You provide an archive.
Clinical note: Somewhere, a token counter is crying.
Final stage You know what changed before your colleagues know there was a release.
Clinical note: You are reading this website recreationally.
International Claudeholics Association · Open protocol
03 / Recovery
Recovery does not mean abandoning useful tools. It means noticing when the tool has quietly become the activity.
01 · Biological maintenance
The model can wait. Your kidneys have a stricter rate limit.
02 · Primary sources
AI can orient you. The source tells you what the source actually says.
03 · Manual mode
Struggle is not always inefficiency. Sometimes it is the lesson arriving.
04 · Peer network
They may disagree, remember context, or suggest lunch. All useful features.
05 · Context hygiene
Remove secrets, personal data, and anything you would not place on a projector.
06 · Verification
Fluency is presentation. Evidence is evidence.
07 · Carbon-based rendering
Observe a tree with no state. Maintain one hobby without a roadmap.
Remain calm. Your context window cannot follow you here.
No account cancellation is required. This is just a break.
Filed without irony
04 / A balance manifesto
Generative AI can be a remarkable companion to curiosity. It can help us cross unfamiliar ground, test an idea, find the shape of a question, or begin when the blank page feels heavier than it should.
But speed is not the same as understanding. A polished answer is not necessarily a true one. When we stop checking, practicing, and making decisions of our own, convenience begins to charge interest.
Craft lives in attention: choosing what matters, noticing what is wrong, and staying with a problem long enough to be changed by it. No tool can outsource that responsibility. Good tools give it more room.
Use AI to expand your agency, not replace it. Keep learning the fundamentals. Keep private things private. Ask humans what they see. Make something inefficiently, just because your hands and mind deserve the practice. Let an answer surprise you, then verify it.
Curiosity brought us here. Curiosity can also lead us back into the world: to books, collaborators, difficult drafts, patient work, and ideas that are unmistakably our own.
The goal is not less wonder. It is more intention.
Bureau of Context Hygiene · Public notices
05 / Department bulletins
Occasional field notes for surviving new models, larger context windows, and tools with more permissions than anyone remembers granting.
Annual Context Window Census
Capacity is not comprehension, and irrelevant context now scales beautifully.
Model Release Coping Protocol
A five-step procedure for evaluating capability without replacing your entire personality.
MCP Accumulation Advisory
An inventory procedure for permissions acquired during moments of enthusiasm.
Three notices filed. More paperwork will be issued only when useful.
Public records · Some portions tastefully redacted 06 / Department records
Approved observations · Static public ledger
Recognizable AI-use habits paired with useful counterweights. The published ledger contains no personal wellbeing stories.