HN: HomeBrain – Your private local cloud, agent wired into everything HomeBrain, a new open-source appliance from developer oalterg, combines Nextcloud, Home Assistant, Vaultwarden, and a local AI agent into a single private cloud device with no subscriptions or cloud accounts. The system, which runs on Ubuntu 24.04 LTS or Raspberry Pi OS, features a master password and recovery phrase, encrypted off-site backups, and a GPU-powered agent that operates via Telegram, with hardware requirements starting at a Raspberry Pi 5 with 8 GB RAM for the HomeCloud variant. Your private local cloud, agent wired into everything. Nextcloud, Home Assistant, Vaultwarden, and a local AI agent are four products. HomeBrain is the appliance that makes them one: a single password, a backup that restores the whole box, updates that will not brick you, and — on a GPU — an agent that operates it so you never need a shell. No subscriptions. No cloud accounts. No one else's servers. A browser wizard configures it. Nothing leaves the box. Solarized Light, with a dark theme a click away. The dashboard loads nothing from the internet — no CDN, no web fonts, no analytics — so it renders identically on a box with the WAN unplugged. A GPU runs the agent. Without one, the same install is HomeCloud : files, home, vault. ARM or x86 64. One secret, one recovery — dashboard, files, smart home, and backup encryption share a master password. A recovery phrase, shown once, resets the lot. An agent that acts — calendar, lights, files, email. Every token stays on your GPU. Backup that restores the composition — not four separate dumps. Scheduled, encrypted, off-site, one click from the dashboard. It runs itself — pinned versions, downgrades blocked, a factory reset back to the wizard. Health alerts while the box is up. On the LAN, open http://