{"slug": "daily-cartoon-friday-may-22nd", "title": "Daily Cartoon: Friday, May 22nd", "summary": "The article is a promotional summary of a \"Daily Cartoon\" feature from *The New Yorker*, dated Friday, May 22nd. It lists several humorous headlines and cartoon concepts, such as starting a project only when life is perfect, a dating app for emotionally unavailable men, and a teacher who lives at school. The piece also encourages readers to enter a cartoon caption contest and follow the publication's social media for more comedy content.", "body_md": "More Humor and Cartoons\nI’ll start this new project just as soon as all conditions in my life are perfect.\nMore precise names for the “Personal Life” section on Wikipedia.\nTough-guy things I can do because I don’t wear a face mask.\nIt’s becoming pretty clear that something is going on with the crossword constructor.\nI’m a teacher and I do, in fact, live at school.\nHinder: a dating app for emotionally unavailable men.\nEnter the Cartoon Caption Contest for a chance to appear in the magazine.\nFollow @newyorkercartoons on Instagram and sign up for the Daily Humor newsletter for more funny stuff.\nDaily Humor\nThe Daily Cartoon, Shouts, and other funny stuff from our Dept. of Hoopla.", "url": "https://wpnews.pro/news/daily-cartoon-friday-may-22nd", "canonical_source": "https://www.newyorker.com/cartoons/daily-cartoon/friday-may-22nd-alien-commencement-address", "published_at": "2026-05-22 16:17:53+00:00", "updated_at": "2026-05-22 16:44:37.364933+00:00", "lang": "en", "topics": [], "entities": ["New Yorker"], "alternates": {"html": "https://wpnews.pro/news/daily-cartoon-friday-may-22nd", "markdown": "https://wpnews.pro/news/daily-cartoon-friday-may-22nd.md", "text": "https://wpnews.pro/news/daily-cartoon-friday-may-22nd.txt", "jsonld": "https://wpnews.pro/news/daily-cartoon-friday-may-22nd.jsonld"}}