# Claude Deslop

> Source: <https://gist.github.com/bmurphy1976/47ad81a842ab4b1628ef59749a9334c7>
> Published: 2026-08-20 17:31:23+00:00

| name | deslop |
|---|---|
| description | Rewrite text to remove AI slop and LLM-isms. Use when asked to deslop, de-slop, clean up, or fix writing that reads as machine-generated, or before delivering prose (docs, commit messages, Confluence pages, PR descriptions, chat summaries) the user will put their name on. |

Rewrite the target text so every sentence states a fact in plain language. Remove everything that frames, narrates, or decorates. Do not change what the text claims; if a rewrite would alter a fact, leave the sentence and flag it instead.

**Em-dashes and en-dashes.** None anywhere: prose, table cells, headings, diagram
notes. Replace with a comma, parentheses, a colon, or two sentences.

**Banned vocabulary.** Replace with the plain word or delete:
estate, materially, genuinely, deliberately, crucially, delve, robust, leverage,
seamless, comprehensive, holistic, landscape, journey, pivotal, foundational,
"worth noting", "the point", "in its own right", "an order of magnitude", "trap".
Also any invented noun phrase for a plain thing ("product-tier ownership record"
for a file). Say what it is the way a person would say it out loud.

**Meta commentary.** Sentences about the document, the diagram, the reader, or the
writing itself ("the split across this diagram is the whole point", "a reader who
assumes X will be wrong", "as we'll see below"). Delete the frame and keep the fact
it was wrapped around. If there is no fact underneath, delete the sentence.

**Process narration.** How the text was produced, what was checked, what was
verified, what was considered and rejected. In commit messages this includes
verification evidence and mechanism detail the diff already shows.

**Rhetorical scaffolding.** "It's not just X, it's Y". "This isn't about X".
Rule-of-three lists padded to three. Questions posed and then answered. A colon
headline followed by a restatement. State the claim once, directly.

**Hedging and inflation.** "significantly", "essentially", "arguably", "in many
ways", "plays a critical role". Either the number or fact behind the intensifier,
or nothing.

**Aggregates hiding facts.** "Two of the three services do X" hides which two.
Per-item facts are more useful than summaries of them.

- Read the whole text first. Note its required facts and any vocabulary the audience already uses; keep their terms, do not coin new ones.
- Rewrite sentence by sentence. Short declarative sentences. Each sentence must survive the question "what fact does this state?"
- Cut length by deleting sentences, not by compressing survivors into fragments or jargon.
- Do not add anything: no summary sentence, no closing thought, no transition paragraphs the original lacked.

Sweep the result mechanically; reading past slop is how it survives:

- Search for
`—`

and`–`

. Zero hits. - Search banned vocabulary with word boundaries ("restate" contains "estate").
- Re-read the first and last paragraph. These are where framing and summary slop regrow.

Deliver the rewritten text only. Do not describe the edits unless asked.
