# Claude 5: Write me a funny limerick about Heideggerian ontology that has the grandeur of epic poetry > Source: > Published: 2026-06-11 13:22:59+00:00 It’s been a while since I tried this with a new model. Claude Fable passed with flying colours 👌 I particularly appreciated the note at the end. **The Daseiniad (Director’s Cut)** Sing, Muse, of that Freiburg professor Whose prose made each sentence a guessor! “The Nothing, it noths!” He declared to the moths In his hut (no electric—much lesser). Lo! Dasein woke up, mighty thrower, Found out it was thrown—what a downer! “I’m Being-toward-death?! Who approved this?” Its breath Grew ragged. It ordered a Stoner.* The hammer broke! Heavens defend us! Now present-at-hand—how tremendous! For Being revealed Is by toolbreak unsealed… (Or just call a guy. They can mend us.) O reader who’s made it this far, Sein und Zeit sits unread on your bar! Eight hundred-odd pages Of “Being” in stages— The unread book IS who you are. *Beer. Authentic Black Forest beer.