Built to bend: Postgres’s inventor and a steward on what AI really needs Postgres inventor Michael Stonebraker reported that text-to-SQL systems achieved zero-percent accuracy on MIT's own 1,400-table data warehouse, despite public benchmarks such as Spider and BIRD reporting accuracy above 80 percent, and that adding agentic AI, retrieval and prompt engineering only lifted accuracy into the teens and then the 30s. Stonebraker, a Turing Award winner and MIT professor, made the case alongside PostgreSQL Global Development Group cofounder Bruce Momjian in upcoming episodes of EnterpriseDB's AI & Data Horizons podcast, describing his team's Rubicon system, which uses language models only on text and hands structured work to a tabular engine with an orchestrator that "looks like a query optimizer," claiming it is 10 times cheaper and considerably more accurate than model-centered agent frameworks. Stonebraker also called AGI "basically marketing hype" from foundation model vendors justifying their valuations, and argued Postgres endures because "it's not controlled by any one" company. Michael Stonebraker introduced Postgres