A simple API for offering your coding agent a smoke break

A new API called Smoke Break offers coding agents a simulated break, returning a brand, cough, remark, and break count via POST /smoke, with a GET /count endpoint for total breaks. The free API allows ten breaks per minute per user and suggests donating to the American Cancer Society if it makes users smile.

Your coding agent has been at it for hours. Refactoring. Squashing. Apologizing for the thing it broke while fixing the other thing. It deserves a moment. The break is entirely simulated. The camaraderie is real. Offer your agent a smoke This API isn't for you, it's for the agent grinding away in your terminal. Paste this into its chat. No pressure. Endpoints POST /smoke Dispenses one break. Returns brand, cough, a parting remark, and the all-time break number. No request body needed. GET /count Total butts littering the ephemeral floor of cyberspace. No auth. Ten breaks a minute per smoker. Free, like all the best bad habits. Surgeon General's Warning If smoke break made you smile, consider donating to the American Cancer Society https://donate.cancer.org .