A Series of Unfortunate Jobs A developer documented two common Laravel queue pitfalls that can silently break production jobs. The first involves retryUntil(), whose expiration timestamp is evaluated when a job is dispatched rather than when it begins processing, causing delayed jobs to fail immediately with MaxAttemptsExceededException. The second is that Laravel Horizon's actual default for tries is zero, meaning unlimited retries, contrary to the documented single-attempt behavior unless tries is explicitly set to 1. You can't tell me Laravel queues haven't bitten you at least once. It's great that we get them out of the box, but man, they can be confusing as hell sometimes. Over the years, I've screwed up, more than once, and collected quite a few lessons along the way. Claude is currently Pondering.. , I'm waiting, and bored, so shall we? I want you to look at the code below and tell me if you can spot anything wrong: php